Champions League Results: Ugly, Pretty & What Lies Between
Image: REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini.
Look away now, Gunners fans. Unlike Kevin-Prince Boateng (or his WAG, fellas?), it’s not a pretty sight.
February 16th, 2012
Frankie Sandford: Using The Birkin As Blockage
We’ll be confiscating that Hermes handbag on the grounds of cruelty, Sandford. Hand it over and nobody will get hurt or stained. Image: FameFlynet Pictures.
February 15th, 2012
Aaron Ramsey: Cute But Possibly Cursed?
**Look, if you’re prepared to buy into the concept of the Kickette Men’s Underpants Research Institute, then this kind of finding will be a no-brainer. Image: AFP PHOTO/ANDREW YATES.
Based on the comments left in response to our recently tweaked F5 list, we know you lot have the superhots for a certain Welsh Gunner at the moment.
So for those who are guilty of gawking at this good looking specimen – whether directly or by association – we have the following to ask of you: if you knew that a night in the company of Mr Ramsey could result in the early demise of a public figure, would you refuse him the right to enter your personal penalty area?
Don’t be too quick to doubt the plausibility of such a scenario, Kickettes. It’s been scientifically proven** that Aaron Ramsey’s “scoring” leads to musicians, technology gurus and mad dictators biting the dust. Given his grim reaper appeal, would your naughty residual thoughts of Aaron’s bed/backseat/closet be worth the celebrity death risk?
We think we know the answer, but humour us. Our midweek hump is proving challenging.
February 15th, 2012
On The Web This Week: The Top 5 Things We’ve Been Consuming In Lieu Of Working
We’ve sifted through all the recent viral goodness found throughout the football blogosphere for you, dear readers.
And for the uni Procrastination Planning 101 course that we’re currently enrolled in.
February 15th, 2012
Christoph Metzelder: Emotional Baggage Claim
It upsets us to see the young, rich and fabulous having to carry their own luggage.
February 15th, 2012
Freddie Ljungberg: Onwards & Upwards
Perhaps you find projects like this a better fit for you, Freddie? We’re fine with that.
Hot Hall of Famer Freddie Ljungberg has left J-League club Shimizu S-Pulse after only six months, stating that it “just wasn’t the right project” for him.
If we were feeling inquisitive, we’d be obliged to probe deeper into Freddie’s cryptic reason for leaving. Especially since the club’s statement blamed “some differences in vision” for the Swede’s departure.
But you know us, Kickettes! We’re busy as ever – reliving Freddie’s finest moments – to care about this matter any further.
February 15th, 2012
The Many Faces Of Ryo Miyaichi, Bolton Wanderers
Cute Ryo. Adorkable through and through. Isn’t he? Image: Jamie McDonald/Getty Images.
You’re already familiar with the “sculpted by angels” loveliness that is (on-loan from Arsenal) midfielder Ryo Miyachi. According to you lot, he’s variously “beautiful”, “handsome”, “so pretty he could be a girl” and “looks like he’s made of wax”. We assume you meant those in a good way.
Despite the last one (which is a bit weird, frankly) we can’t help but concur. So while he was passing time on the bench at Bolton’s game vs. Norwich recently, we took a closer look and was amazed by the range of Ryo’s facial expressiveness.
February 14th, 2012
Finest Five 6.5: Say Hello To Our New Sizzling Sweethearts
Happy Valentine’s Day, Kickettes!
Usually we hate having to mix our “classies” and “one-nighters” wish lists, but today’s festive spirit has put us in a lovey-dovey (and lustful) mood.
Not quite ready for a total Finest Five re-shuffle? Neither were we, but we still think our readers will be giddy with man meat glee once you see the modifications made especially with you all in mind.
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